I would like to take this opportunity to thank my husband for getting up with me at 5 this morning and cleaning up the massive liquid shit storm that Broughton left for us on the carpet. Additionally, I would like to thank my husband for leaving work early to meet carpet cleaners at our house this afternoon and enduring the awful stench that only intensified with the rising temperature of this Texas summer. I would finally like to express my deepest and sincerest gratitude to my husband for not asking me to help and for only gagging a little.

Thanks!