I offered Jarod a piece of chocolate because he said he was feeling light-headed. I explained that it would help, to which he gave me the following face.

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"This is not a Harry Potter movie. Chocolate is actually really bad for you. That's not going to help me."

"BUT IF IT HELPS WITH THE EFFECTS OF DEMENTORS IT SHOULD HELP WITH YOUR LIGHTHEADEDNESS."

"Wow."

"The Harry Potter books are my collective Bible."

And then we joked about what our church service would be like.

Everyone, please turn to HP 1, chapter 4, line 50.

We laughed.