Happy New Year!
Monday, January 3, 2011
On the first day of 2011, we took my mom out for bubble tea. She thanked me by yanking the hell out of my ear and telling me that I would give birth to a son this year due to the combination of my vegetarian lifestyle with my husband's omnivorous lifestyle. She also argued that my hypothetical child would end up dumb if not conceived this year. All very scientific and traumatizing.
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LOL NICE.
If it's any consolation, my mom has just taken to squealing and babytalking into empty wee little baby clothes. So I think yours is better.
Hey we should both have dumb kids in 2012. :-P
LOL~~ your mom is so funny! Sounds a little like my mom at times. She told me if we're going to try to have a baby this year and if we want a girl I should eat a lot of meat and Andy shouldn't...then her next sentence was she said she wasn't sure which was which. Lol!
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